*UPDATE WITH FINAL TOTAL!* Radiothon 2024 for Friends of the Moncton Hospital is Fri Jan 26th

*UPDATE: We surpassed this year's goal! More than 237 THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! Thanks for supporting our Radiothon for Kids!!!

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*END UPDATE*
 
Our Radiothon for Friends of the Moncton Hospital is Friday 26 January.
To Donate:
- CALL: 506-857-5488 (ext 2)
- CLICK HERE to pledge online
- MAIL a donation to Friends of The Moncton Hospital, 135 MacBeath Avenue, Moncton, NB, E1C 6Z8 (note Radiothon in the memo.)

Or "New Country 96.9" wherever you get radio 

 
Any donation amount is welcome and will help people! If you're not able to donate we would love it if you could help us spread the word about this wonderful fundraiser that will save lives! BTW, Here are some legally questionable but also fantastic ways to make extra money which you could then donate:

- Pyramid Scheme: Of all the schemes, this one is the most geometric, which seems like a good point to make. Pyramid Scheme FAQ: Is it illegal? Yes. Yes it is. Will you go to jail? We're not lawyers, but, Yes. On a positive note, if you sign up a million people at 10 dollars each, that would be a wonderful donation to the hospital. Then, when you're up for parole, you can point out how you donated millions to charity. The judge might even cry! And, you'll have all those prison stories to tell your friends. Protip: Have a Go Bag stashed somewhere if you gotta leave town in a hurry.

👉 recommended Go Bag dimensions. Go get 'em, Ponzi!
 
Find a parking lot that doesn't charge anything for parking and pretend you're a parking lot attendant. Suggested location: end of any large bridge. You will need a small booth (obvious), a brightly-colored vest, a sign (handmade is fine) with messaging such as "Cash Only". One more thing you'll need is a Can-Do attitude!

👉 people literally drive up and hand you money
 
Forgeries are big money.
If you can forge the Mona Lisa that would be worth a lot of money. Or the Mona Lisa playing poker with a bunch of dogs maybe. Too busy to make your own art? Just print out ours...

👉 We even labelled it for easy re-sale! 
 
- Have you considered embezzling from an evil company
An evil company pretty much has it coming. So get in there and embezzle the HECK outta that evil company! Example: the company that invented rubber spiders. Those things aren't toys. They're scary, and they only lead to bad feelings between prankster and victim. Just brainstorming here but that should get the ball rollin' for you...
Bottom line is, find a cabal of evil-doers and start there. *Use caution because they will probably try to get you to join them. You know, because they're evil? So be careful!

👉 uh oh, they're already online
 
BTW, our 13th annual Radiothon will raise funds for pediatric patients at The Moncton Hospital. Thanks for helping kids and families!