Donkey Day 2023: if Donkeys wore pants, would they wear 2-legged or 4-legged pants??

It's Donkey Day and if there's one thing you can count on it's that the old debate of whether donkeys should wear 2-legged pants or 4-legged pants will be a hot topic today. (wait, is it just us?) 
What do you think?
2-legged pants have a high-fashion appeal that you just don't get with 4-legged trousers...

"4-leggers" are a more utilitarian approach to donkey pants, but they just don't give the 'red carpet energy' of a good pair of 2-leggers...


btw, we do have some real-world donkey pants data...
idk you guys... we may never fully end the debate... and we haven't even gotten to the donkey belts vs. donkey suspenders issue. Happy Donkey Day!!


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