Scotty Note:
As a noted RBC (Romantic Beyond Compare) I decided to write my sweet wife a poem for Valentine's Day based on actual events in our Love Journey.
As a noted RBC (Romantic Beyond Compare) I decided to write my sweet wife a poem for Valentine's Day based on actual events in our Love Journey.
Love is in the air,
or is that i spy balloon?
i don't really care,
long as i still make you swoon,
and i wish i bought your present sooner,
I should've had this shopping done,
but i got you this gift at the gas bar,
it's a lighter and two packs of gum!
or is that i spy balloon?
i don't really care,
long as i still make you swoon,
and i wish i bought your present sooner,
I should've had this shopping done,
but i got you this gift at the gas bar,
it's a lighter and two packs of gum!
Wow... are we crying right now or did we just get dust in our eye?
Such an ultra-moving Love Poem deserves... no wait, DEMANDS to be set to music...
This is gonna be bigger than when that guy wrote Butterfly Kisses! So much love, you guys. SO... MUCH... LOVE! And the video might be some of my best work...
Such an ultra-moving Love Poem deserves... no wait, DEMANDS to be set to music...
This is gonna be bigger than when that guy wrote Butterfly Kisses! So much love, you guys. SO... MUCH... LOVE! And the video might be some of my best work...
Here are some good Valentine's resources we've had on the show before:
💓 What do we want for Valentine's Day?
The usual stuff, it turns out.
Interesting to note that the same percentage of people (17%) say they'd like jewellery as would like to Shimmy Shammy©.
(https://today.yougov.com/topics/politics/survey-results/daily/2022/01/24/7148f/3)
💓 If you need to hide an engagement ring in food but aren't sure what food would be best, we gotchya! Also where's a good place to pop the question? We gotchya again!
TOP FIVE PLACES TO GET ENGAGED
During a romantic dinner - 50%
During a holiday - 47%
On vacation - 46%
During a concert - 36%
At a wedding - 36%
TOP 10 FOODS TO HIDE A RING IN
Pizza - 34%
Salad - 29%
Burger/sandwich - 28%
Soup - 28%
Seafood - 27%
Notes:
- Who hides an engagement ring in salad? That's weird, weirdo.
- and Who gets engaged at someone else's wedding??? We're surrounded by weirdos. Romantic weirdos.
(https://swnsdigital.com/us/2022/02/more-than-a-quarter-of-americans-would-love-a-cheesy-over-the-top-engagement/)
💓 Last year they had French Fry Perfume to buy for your true love on Valentines Day but it sold out rather quickly. (https://idahopotato.com/shop/product/frites-by-idaho/)
If you want to make your own French Fry perfume here's a tutorial (https://www.ugaoo.com/blogs/green-lifestyle/how-to-make-perfume-at-home). It's a tutorial for regular perfume, but with a few easy modifications it should be no problem to smell like delicious french fries.
Interesting to note that the same percentage of people (17%) say they'd like jewellery as would like to Shimmy Shammy©.
(https://today.yougov.com/topics/politics/survey-results/daily/2022/01/24/7148f/3)
💓 If you need to hide an engagement ring in food but aren't sure what food would be best, we gotchya! Also where's a good place to pop the question? We gotchya again!
TOP FIVE PLACES TO GET ENGAGED
During a romantic dinner - 50%
During a holiday - 47%
On vacation - 46%
During a concert - 36%
At a wedding - 36%
TOP 10 FOODS TO HIDE A RING IN
Pizza - 34%
Salad - 29%
Burger/sandwich - 28%
Soup - 28%
Seafood - 27%
Notes:
- Who hides an engagement ring in salad? That's weird, weirdo.
- and Who gets engaged at someone else's wedding??? We're surrounded by weirdos. Romantic weirdos.
(https://swnsdigital.com/us/2022/02/more-than-a-quarter-of-americans-would-love-a-cheesy-over-the-top-engagement/)
💓 Last year they had French Fry Perfume to buy for your true love on Valentines Day but it sold out rather quickly. (https://idahopotato.com/shop/product/frites-by-idaho/)
If you want to make your own French Fry perfume here's a tutorial (https://www.ugaoo.com/blogs/green-lifestyle/how-to-make-perfume-at-home). It's a tutorial for regular perfume, but with a few easy modifications it should be no problem to smell like delicious french fries.
For the last couple of years we've had this million dollar Valentines Day idea that hasn't made us a million dollars. I know, I can't understand it either!!
It all started when this TikTokker from a bake shop revealed how somebody ordered a Break-up Cake for their cheating partner.
Every year we pitch the idea of a Break-up Timbit to Tim Hortons and every year it goes nowhere. Now we are seeking backers so we can buy our own Tims franchise. Then they'll HAVE to listen to us, right?
*Recommendations if your bakery wants to start selling Breakup Cakes:
Every year we pitch the idea of a Break-up Timbit to Tim Hortons and every year it goes nowhere. Now we are seeking backers so we can buy our own Tims franchise. Then they'll HAVE to listen to us, right?
*Recommendations if your bakery wants to start selling Breakup Cakes:
- It seems fitting to go ahead and make the Breakup Cake with that gross lemon frosting. It's sour, just like you, Charlene.
*Note to potential customers buying Breakup Cakes:
- before you spend your hard-earned paycheck on a Breakup Cake, consider that the cheater might only be worthy of a Breakup Timbit.
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| the Breakup Timbit© |