Golden Globes 2023: Who Won? Who Wore Clothes? Golden Globe Death Match! What to Watch!!

The Golden Globes were back on TV last night. On a Tuesday. That's weird. Usually award shows are on a Sunday. Today on the radio we did a Golden Globes Death Match where we paired winning shows/ movies against one another and you voted for the ultimate winner. So if you're low on time but want to watch one good thing, here's how that shook down...

Round 1) Everything Everywhere vs Wakanda Forever = Wakanda Forever
Round 2) Wakanda Forever vs Abbott Elementary = Wakanda Forever
Round 3) Wakanda Forever vs The Bear = Wakanda Forever
Round 4) Wakanda Forever vs The Banshees of Inisherin = Wakanda Forever
Round 5) Wakanda Forever vs del Toro’s Pinocchio = Wakanada Forever
Round 6) Wakanda Forever vs Elvis = Elvis
Round 7) the Elvis movie vs Euphoria = Elvis movie
Round 8) Elvis vs Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story vs The White Lotus = Elvis
Round 9) Elvis vs House of the Dragon = House of the Dragon
Round 10) House of the Dragon vs Yellowstone... and the winner based on your votes is ... Yellowstone. Thanks for texting into the Death Match today!!

House of the Dragon (file photo)
 

Who wore what at the Golden Globes? Generally you can group the attendees into these categories:
1) dressed for an Only Fans live stream
2) dressed for a wealthy person's wedding
3) dressed for a wealthy person's funeral
0r 4) forgot the thing was actually being televised and wore whatever they found in the cab ride on the way over.

Movie Winners:
๐ŸŽฅ Best Motion Picture – Drama: The Fabelmans
๐ŸŽฅ Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama: Cate Blanchett, Tรกr
๐ŸŽฅ Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama: Austin Butler, Elvis
๐ŸŽฅ Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: The Banshees of Inisherin
๐ŸŽฅ Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: Michelle Yeoh, Everything Everywhere All at Once
๐ŸŽฅ Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: Colin Farrell, The Banshees of Inisherin
๐ŸŽฅ Best Motion Picture – Animated: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
๐ŸŽฅ Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture: Angela Bassett, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
๐ŸŽฅ Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture: Ke Huy Quan, Everything Everywhere All at Once
๐ŸŽฅ Best Director — Motion Picture: Steven Spielberg, The Fabelmans
๐ŸŽฅ Best Screenplay – Motion Picture: Martin McDonagh, The Banshees of Inisherin

๐Ÿ˜€ icymi, this is pretty great... the actor from The Goonies posing with Steven Spielberg is also the actor from Everything Everywhere All at Once posing with Steven Spielberg. Way to go Ke Huy Quan!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ke_Huy_Quan

Television Winners:
๐Ÿ“บ Best Television Series – Drama: House of the Dragon
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama: Zendaya, Euphoria
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama: Kevin Costner, Yellowstone
๐Ÿ“บ Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy: Abbott Elementary
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy: Quinta Brunson, Abbott Elementary
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy: Jeremy Allen White, The Bear
๐Ÿ“บ Best Television Limited Series, Anthology Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: The White Lotus
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series: Amanda Seyfried, The Dropout
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series: Evan Peters, Dahmer — Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Limited Series: Jennifer Coolidge, The White Lotus
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Limited Series: Paul Walter Hauser, Black Bird
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Musical-Comedy or Drama TV Series: Julia Garner, Ozark
๐Ÿ“บ Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Musical-Comedy or Drama TV Series: Tyler James Williams, Abbott Elementary

More on the Golden Globes... including why they went away for awhile... HERE

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