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According to THIS article most of us want to live a healthier life and that will be the top New Year's Resolution this year. Here's the list in case you want to steal a resolution from the most popular ones...
8) Reduce Spending
7) Reduce my Work Stress
6) Less Time on Social Media!
5) Spend More Time with Friends/ Family
4) Save Money
3) Lose Weight
2) Eat Healthier
1) Exercise More
Scotty note: If you want a weirder resolution (or Weirdolution© as I am calling it from now on) here is a list of Scotty's Top Weirdolutions for 2023. *Possible slogan: "Weirdolutions! For when you know you're not going to eat healthy but you still want to have something to talk about on New Year's Eve with your fit friends!"
5) Learn to Hypnotize a Bank Teller so that they give you all the money in the vault.
4) Get Coffee Toothpaste business off the ground. Possible names: 'caffeine teeth', 'java smile', 'Cup-O-Smile'.
3) Create a diversion similar to 'the birds aren't real'. Maybe 'the skunks aren't real'??
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2) Plant a Carden©. (like a garden but the leaves are greeting cards).
1) Solve Wordle in one and publish to socials.
If you've read this far, you must have some kind of resolution idea... you should leave me a voicemail and share what your resolution is...
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1-506-431-3136
1-506-431-3136
I never answer.
It always goes to voicemail.
It's a greeting from the 1970s!